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04-29-2002, 01:35 PM
A Southerner went into the big city for the first
time. After strolling around the downtown area for a while, he happened to look up and see a man
at the top of a tall building. The man looked like he was ready to jump off.
Concerned about the man's fate, the Southerner
immediately went to the top of the building determined to convince the man he had a reason to live.
"Remember your wife," yelled the Southerner.
"She divorced me," said the man.
"Remember your children," yelled the Southerner.
"They ran away," said the man.
"Remember your parents," yelled the Southerner.
"They are dead," said the man.
"Remember Robert E. Lee," yelled the Southerner.
"Who is Robert E. Lee?" inquired the man.
"Jump, you Yankee Son-of-a-bitch" replied the
Southerner
time. After strolling around the downtown area for a while, he happened to look up and see a man
at the top of a tall building. The man looked like he was ready to jump off.
Concerned about the man's fate, the Southerner
immediately went to the top of the building determined to convince the man he had a reason to live.
"Remember your wife," yelled the Southerner.
"She divorced me," said the man.
"Remember your children," yelled the Southerner.
"They ran away," said the man.
"Remember your parents," yelled the Southerner.
"They are dead," said the man.
"Remember Robert E. Lee," yelled the Southerner.
"Who is Robert E. Lee?" inquired the man.
"Jump, you Yankee Son-of-a-bitch" replied the
Southerner